Subway life

Oh the tragedy of an abandoned Pooh-Bear face down in the tracks. New York is a hard town.

God help us

Apparently we now have so much unused stuff lying around that Better Homes & Gardens decided we need a magazine dedicated to where to put it. AND! we are shown inside ways to subtly show off our stored garbage to guests who come over. Power=Waste. You can find it wherever magazines that tell you you're fat and have no sex life are sold.

I wanna smell like Sex Forever!

Along the hall at my local carwash where I can watch my car get clean through the glass on the left and peruse industry run amock on the racks to the right, I learned that my car does not have to go on smelling like the four year old station wagon that it is. I can choose between, among others, an air freshener to give my car that new car smell again, and a freshener to make my car smell like sex forever. Unfortunately the cashier would not let me get up inside that package to see if I would be making the best olfactory choice for the future of my family car.

Nut Horn cookies

I'm not sure who's writing copying and naming stuff over at Heaven Scent (also very good), but if they should need any additional help getting their message across clearly, I'm right here.

Flushable Diapers

Ever a step closer to throwing out the baby with the bath water, these flushable diapers could catch on. We'll have to wait and see.

Watch out Allan!!!!

Signor Federico Rogers

I love this packaging. It makes me want to eat polenta in front of the tellie watching Mr. Rogers reruns dubbed in Italian.

I saw you at Barney's...

I saw you at Barney's last September. You were sitting alone at the bar at Fred's, drinking iced tea, dipping olive bread into oil and stuffing your face. You were wearing a hot Pucci short dress and screaming in Porteguese into your headset, waving your hands around while switching conversations between your gold Razr and your Blackberry and sometimes texting. God, you must have so many friends. Everyone at the bar was in awe and smiling at you. I love you. Did you see me? Did you see anyone?

Cadillac G3... yeah!

This slick ride was outside my shop the other day. I had never seen this model before. Must be something new from Detroit in response to the whole eco-anti-SUV thing.

HVAC and Juliet

There's something horribly sad about the unrequited relationship between this ventilator duct and the fish, trapped in a painting, that wants the ventilator to be an underwater sea creature friend. It's so close to coming true! Maybe it's just me.