Monday, February 25, 2008
God help us
Apparently we now have so much unused stuff lying around that Better Homes & Gardens decided we need a magazine dedicated to where to put it. AND! we are shown inside ways to subtly show off our stored garbage to guests who come over. Power=Waste. You can find it wherever magazines that tell you you're fat and have no sex life are sold.
I wanna smell like Sex Forever!
Along the hall at my local carwash where I can watch my car get clean through the glass on the left and peruse industry run amock on the racks to the right, I learned that my car does not have to go on smelling like the four year old station wagon that it is. I can choose between, among others, an air freshener to give my car that new car smell again, and a freshener to make my car smell like sex forever. Unfortunately the cashier would not let me get up inside that package to see if I would be making the best olfactory choice for the future of my family car.
Nut Horn cookies
Flushable Diapers
Signor Federico Rogers
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